The kiss of death.

This astonishing sculpture forms part of Barcelona’s Poblenou Cemetery.  The Kiss of Death (El Petó de la Mort in Catalan and El beso de la muerte in Spanish) dates back to 1930. A winged skeleton bestows a kiss on the lips of a handsome young man: is it ecstasy on his face or resignation? Little wonder the sculpture elicits strong and varying responses from whoever gazes upon it.

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thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw .
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jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

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beeswarm17:

nepetaschoiceass:

adriofthedead:

titteringtrollop:

robosexualginger:

sketch-bat:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

this douchenozzle manages to crash a plane in the middle of the goddman ocean and then finds the underwater equivalent to detroit, michigan

Some punk ass pulls a rusty sword out of a rock, gets banished from home, and gets forced to drag around some angsty priss bitch and a magic midget, all for the purpose of fixing that same rusty ass sword.

a circus freak goes to summer camp

beeswarm17:

nepetaschoiceass:

adriofthedead:

titteringtrollop:

robosexualginger:

sketch-bat:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

this douchenozzle manages to crash a plane in the middle of the goddman ocean and then finds the underwater equivalent to detroit, michigan

Some punk ass pulls a rusty sword out of a rock, gets banished from home, and gets forced to drag around some angsty priss bitch and a magic midget, all for the purpose of fixing that same rusty ass sword.

a circus freak goes to summer camp

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